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Do It All Without Stress - The All Time Bestseller.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

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"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Relationship Warning Lights

Paranormal A-Z...

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'