Self-help Guru Prints

"Really, only you can tell yourself to giddyup."

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

Clarence N. Dribb, One-Man Special Victims Unit.

"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better fish?"

Caterpillar Tug of War

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"That was classic me."

Shrew, Resilient, Resourceful, Unemployed

How to Profit From Armageddon.

'You have piece of mind...we'll try to locate the rest of it.'

Now here is a great suggestion- it's from ME.

People work perfectly

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"It says here we should get a lodger."

Psychiatry: Self-Service

New Age Pit Bull

Santa in the self-belief section of the library.

Rescue dog supplies a self-help book.

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"I've got pride but no shame."

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

"I found reaching my target weight easy once I changed my target weight to 300lbs."

"That's a side-effect of self-education – self-medication."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Cowboys on a Journey Within

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

"Nobody laughs at my library of self-help books now."

"I knew you'd understand."

"And call a publisher, I want to write a book on happiness."