Self-help Bookworm Mugs

Survival Guides: Fight and Flight.

'I know how you feel.'

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

Tax Simplification made simple

'Remember, the Jitters are cheaper to treat than the Heebie-Jeebies.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"I just think it's too easy to blame all your problems on a spell that turned you into a frog."

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

Crash Testing for Dummies

Obsessive-compulsive seminar.

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

In the self-help books section: 'Please, please, pick one for me...'

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

Spent it all on the best "how to invest" books money can buy.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

Low Self Esteem President

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

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