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"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"You left your demons here last week."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Always expect the best

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'