Self-expression Superstar T-Shirts

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Sistine Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Giraffe Selfie

"Influence this."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Modern Narcissism

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Whatever!

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Book Worm