Self-expression Aficionados T-Shirts

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The devil you know and his plus one

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Soldier armed with a pen.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Whatever!

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Book Worm

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'