Self-esteem Explorers Mugs

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Ego Increasing School

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Tell me about this feeling of inadequacy

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"I wish I was special."

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

Psychiatry. You just have to believe in yourself.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

'We can increase your self-esteem, but self-respect is more difficult.'

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.