Self-employment Prints

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

'Yes, I do usually work from home! How did you know?'

'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

"I'm a sole trader..and starting to feel more solitary by the minute!"

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'Your resume says that you were self employed and then you were fired?'

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

Home Business - Starting Out.

'What do you mean: 'You feel under appreciated by your boss'? You're self employed!'

Self-Employed in a one-man business. I don't have anyone to bully and to denounce...Need help!

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Inflate a job!

"I'd look forward to the company Christmas Party a lot more if I wasn't self-employed."

'Ahhh.' - 'Hmm.' - 'Ug.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

Hargitay - you're fired!

'But I'm self-employed, working from home...'

'I never knew how stupid bosses could be until I started to work for myself.'

I'm self employed being self employed

"A works outing is pretty dull when you're self-employed."

Of course one of the great advantages of being self-employed is not having to conform to someone else's dress code...

'I used to be self-employed, but I got fired!'

"Dear Helen, Freelance works remains lucrative, but stressful."

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

Career Choices Made Easy

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'