Self-drive Savant Prints

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

I did it my way.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Binge Watch

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Sponsoring a Panda

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

TV. "Seinfeld" was just the first --- Now there are a lot of shows about nothing.

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

"It's totally self-driving, but don't worry, we can program an appropriate level of road rage."

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

DIY FE I really admire those guys. They're very self-sufficient.