Self-discovery Phase Mugs

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

The Map of the Human Heart

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Is this who I am?"

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Truth

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'