Self-discovery Journeyman Mugs

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is this who I am?"

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Truth

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."