Self-critic Pillows

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

'Don't make my nose too big!'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Trump pardons

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Where does it all end up?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

That party went well.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Movies vs. Films

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Alms Bank

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

#notblessed

Hey boss, in light of all that's been happening in Hollywood and journalism, I just want to thank you. For what? Well, for a long time now, you've underpaid me, overworked me, threatened to replace me with undocumented workers or robots, made me an unwitting accomplice to money laundering for foreign oligarchs ... but you've never sexually harassed me. So for that, boss, I thank you. Only a fool would engage in an unprofitable ... I mean ... immoral ... activity. You're such a wonderful very bad

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'