Bald man with a brush on his head
Self-conscious Satire Mugs
Looking for a gift for someone who’s self-conscious with a humorous twist? Our witty mugs make mornings brighter and self-deprecating humor even more charming—perfect for anyone who loves a cheeky laugh about their own nerves.
"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"
Man posing on beach as women ignore him.
'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'
Bald Man Overcomb
Lady Liberty's Self-Care
Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest
"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"
Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion
'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'
"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."
'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'
Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.
"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."
I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."
"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."
'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'
"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"
'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'
'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.
"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!"
SLOTH...still at lunch
Photographer
'Me, I weigh myself in the water: I get a better reading...'
Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!
Shy Man at Nudist Beach
'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'
Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.
'Oh, I have a very important job. I'm in charge of synchronizing all of the television commercials.'
"Methinks this breastplate doth make me look fat."
"What seems to be yer problem Art?"
Bald eagle is wearing a toupee.
Narcissus looks at his reflection in a pool of water; he is wearing a shirt that reads "Narcissus" written backwards so that he can read it properly in his reflection
"If I were a narcissist, I assure you I would be the first to know!"
"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
Self-conscious Satire Mugs Collection
Self-conscious Satire Pillows
Cuddle up with pillows featuring humor about being shy—lighthearted decor perfect for anyone who loves self-deprecating laughs.
Self-conscious Satire Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate your quirky side—best for those who appreciate humor and creativity about their self-conscious nature.
Self-conscious Satire T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty t-shirt that playfully celebrates self-consciousness—ideal for casual wear and making a humorous statement.