Self-conscious Friend T-Shirts

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

No Immediate Danger

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"It's not easy being green…"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

SOS of Garbage

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

The smoking Gun

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

Flying Rhino

Energy Firm Conference

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

Tunnel of Anxiety

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Deforestation.

"If you look after your body, it will last you a lifetime."