Self-belief Mugs

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Nice haircut."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Aging Problems

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Ego Increasing School

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."