Self-belief Mugs

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Nice haircut."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Aging Problems

Ego Increasing School

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

If you've got it flaunt it!

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"