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"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was listening to my body."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

Webcam Man Spying on Himself.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Mike becomes self aware.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

National Everything Awareness Day

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Is this who I am?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."