Self-awareness Gifts

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Gender Differences: Body Image

Self-Awareness.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."

"Sorry, but that just doesn't sound like much of a problem. Whenever I feel uncomfortable in my own skin, I shed it!"

"I'm searching for some fancy terminology I can use to justify why I'm such a complete bitch."

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'it's going through mid-life crisis.'

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

The invisible man takes self-awareness classes.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Just Be.

'Try taking yourself in smaller dosses.'

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Numskull

'Distorted self image.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"There's the problem. You're being self-conscious. We want unconscious."

"God, I look ridiculous."

People Observing Each Other Through Windows

There's always something you don't want to find out about yourself.

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'

'...Yes I'm you from the future, I came back because everyone was sick of you...'

Some people can get by for a week on one compliment.

'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'

The rarely seen narcissistic voyeur.

'I never forget a face.'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"It's not my fault I'm overweight. I identify as a hungry person."