'Barney has a black thumb!'
Self-aware Gardener Mugs
Start their day with a laugh! Our self-aware gardener mugs feature witty sayings and clever designs that celebrate their green-thumbed side with a humorous twist.
Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
"Is this who I am?"
"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"
'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'
"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."
Executive grows martinis in his garden.
The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.
Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!
"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."
"We could start a band."
"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."
'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'
I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.
'Sewer farm - 100% organic'
Pyramid Garden
"Does this shirt make me look gay?"
"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."
"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?
"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."
Notice - Salt Kills
'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'
'I think my body's trying to tell me I'm overweight. This morning I found 'Space For Rent' signs on my hips.'
Football and Pumpkin
Solar powered sundial
"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."
Devil watering tails.
'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'
'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'
Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8
'Watching ant TV!'
Boxer beaten by a rake.
saving water
Self-aware Gardener Mugs Collection
Self-aware Gardener Pillows
Browse our humorous pillows that add personality to any garden space or home—perfect for the self-aware gardener’s cozy retreat.
Self-aware Gardener Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate gardening and self-awareness—ideal for adding character to their garden shed or home.
Self-aware Gardener T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts designed for self-aware gardeners—ideal for showing off their love of gardening with a witty, stylish touch.