Seismology Enthusiast Prints

Earthquakes in California

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Future garbage truck driver.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

The next wave

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Gong

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Playing dustbins

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."