Segway Lovers Pillows

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Doubledecker bus stop

Subway Thrillers

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Octo-Bus.

The Bus Stop.

Strolling Violin

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

London underground talks continued

Santa Claus

'Stop, thief!'

"Re-routing again."

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Frankfurters on a Bus

Manchester City's Team Bus.

'Don't look at me...'

I love Nightbuses

Lawyers Who Care

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

Rat's Tube Map - Left endright end.

All We Have To Do

A caveman emerges from a subway

"I think you'll find that CEOs always have right of way."

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

Bendy Busses.

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

Underwater Train

Travel Pills.