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'She'll never look for me here.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Mobsters at the Beach

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

The invention of baseball.

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'This should really freak out the bird watchers.'

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

Man riding a fish

'I demand a second opinion!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'I sent Higgins on a wild goose chase so we could get some work done.'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"We don't need to talk! I need to YELL!!!!!"

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."