Seeking Career Experience Mugs

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Day one, post grad

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

Continental Drift.