Seeking Asylum Prints

The Difference Between Living in a War Zone and the Western World

Compassion Without Borders

"Hi. We're refugees from an interstellar war -- Where do we go to sign up for government benefits?"

"My homeland is filled with warlords and landmines. There isn't enough food to feed my people. I must leave at once."

Flights Out of Afghanistan

Fleeing Kabul

Desert Island BBQ

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"Remember, fall is just one of many reasons you shouldn't leave your mother to go live in California."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

A rest by the way

Hiding From Social Media

"No. You can't move back in."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

Protection of battered women

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

Angela Merkel

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

Some don't have strength to bicker about healthcare.

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

Ice pack for the heart.

'Travel club for alcoholics.'

Erdogan.