Seeking A Bank Loan Prints

Farmers Bank: 'The bank that sticks with you through thick.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

I have a dream.

loan

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Farmer's credit.

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"How much do you need?"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

I'm buying last year's car today with next year's money.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'