Seeker Of Answers Pillows

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Turkey, present day...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.