Seeing Prints

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Easter Island legs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

37 years in the same position.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.