Seed Sower Mugs

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

Garden Supplies Special sale

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Bird Torture.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Planting by the Moon.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

Writer's Plough

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

Dandelion * Not Included

"I gave at the office!"

Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

'Mam, we're from the Monsanto Corporation. Your tomato plant is in violation of a number of copyrights.'

Top Dressing

The Talking Cloche.