Seed Scatterer Extraordinaire Pillows

"Leftover seeds."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Bird Torture.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'First weeds of spring.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Spring/Summer/Winter

Dreams of Spring...

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Fetching the Ball

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

Ice Sculpting Classes.

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

"I gave at the office!"

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"

Artist painting nude.

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'