Seduction Mugs

Valentine man in underpants.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Banana striptease...

Sexy Slot Machine

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

"It's been tested in a harem."

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Man Trying to Attract a Mate With Peacock Feathers.

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

TV loves Music.

Delilah

'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'

"Oh for God's sake! How many times do I have to flap my arms like this before you agree with me?!"

'I think I've got a bite!'

"I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time."