Security Superstar Mugs

'Somehow these new security cameras aren't making me feel more secure.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

High security Santa's grotto

'Where was the TSA?'

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Beware of Don"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

AI Safety Officer

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

CCTV in church.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Statue of Security

Aggression/Security

The Best Defense

Mou...Man trap!

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?