Security Savvy Souls Mugs

'Now enter you PIN.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'Halt! User name and password.'

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.