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You know it's going to be a long day at the airport when you get behind a lineup of nuts all wanting to test the new TSA 'small knives allowed' policy...
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Security: In and Not So Fast.
Old style security
Airport Security.
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
Elon Musk in fly me to the moon
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.
How to create a password you can remember...
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"
Munich Security Conference
'Hello, security.'
'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'
"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."
Airport security - next step?
"Can you believe we walked right past security?"
'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'
'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'
'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'
Beware of the teddy
"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."
'I never knew the SEC had a swat team..'
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'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'
'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'
'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'
"They say you should beware of attachments."
'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''
America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords
"The truth, the whole truth...so help me, Mr Gates"
'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'
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