Security Question Solver Pillows

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

"How are you so good at reading CAPTCHAs?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Innovative

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Tossing computer into canyon.