Securities Trader Prints

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

The president's men

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Will work for ETFs

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

European currency on the edge.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Why markets crash.

Money Bar.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Superstock'