Secretive Savers Prints

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

The Mattress Savings Bank

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

A Close Call

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Pig Bank Hammer

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

"We saved all your old diapers."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Reverse piggy bank

Exploding Piggy Bank

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."