Secret Santa Star Mugs

'I'd forgotten , tonight is our office Christmas party isn't it...!!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.

'So it's agreed then. Sir Galahad will head the Grail Fact Finding Mission!'

'We get around our new no bonus policy by upgrading our Secret Santas.'