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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Pssst! I'm your Secret Santa.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa CGI Effect

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

The Reindeer Strike

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.