Secret Santa Participant Prints

SANTAS OF THE UPPER WEST SIDE

Santa Claus's Mail

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

The Reindeer Strike