Secret Revealer Pillows

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

ACME SCHOOL OF LIP READING, 'Before we begin, I'm required to warn you that there are things you're better off not knowing.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

My own museum.

'Curiosity'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

Happy Hour at Harry's

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

Julian Assange

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"Nothing personal."

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

Wiki Leaks

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

'It's my husband. . . quick, under the bed..'

'All I want for Christmas is a nice big roll of tape to wrap around my mouth.'

'This isn't a fortune cookie. It's a WikiLeak!'