Secret Millionaire Prints

'SSSSSSSHHHHH, - keep it quiet, - Don't tell anyone.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"The filthy rich"

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

Gigolo Diary

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"We're still pre-rich."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

"This is America! Everyone who wants to be rich should be rich!"

'Put your money into art and if you can't afford to buy a Van Gogh, take one of your kids' drawings, keep it for about 350 years and who knows, perhaps it's worth a fortune then.'

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.