Secret Discoverer Mugs

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Curiosity'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'You know too much!'

$1: Family Secrets

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

New York Netherworld

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Cheese Secret

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Eureka

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."