Seconds Seeker Prints

'Her favourite food is seconds!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Ancient Racing

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Critisize your weight.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

New York Netherworld

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Dolphin

Computer Controlled Car

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Modern camping

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Slipstream

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'