Second Home Dreamer Mugs

Home Sweet Second Home.

Second homing pigeon

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Moving in

The Day Dreamer.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Turtle Home

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

Your dream home

"It's perfect."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

'I like child bearing HIPS!'

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'