Second-hand Style Seeker Prints

All-you-can-wear.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions