Second-hand Car Explorer Pillows

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

The Vineyard

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Boy on a bike

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

Car Dealer

'So, hows the ullage?'

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"That's not the way making money works."

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

For the community garage sale...

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'There're 4 guys working on the car. They won't let me watch so as not to distract them, and they're still not done.'

Dodo with rubber ring

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

Shoe house

"Tag sale next door!"

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

'One owner. The guy lost his license.'

"I got them at a car boot sale."

'Backseat folds out to a bed in case you run out of gas on the way home.'

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'