Second-hand Car Browser Mugs

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Shakespeare reading.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Women's and men's magazines.

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Car Dealer

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Meowzers!"