Second-hand Car Browser Mugs

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

It's great for pulling the birds!

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

Crap others threw out

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Shakespeare reading.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Women's and men's magazines.

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Barns

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

Garage Sales Anonymous

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Car Dealer

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Terry Pratchett

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"Meowzers!"