Second Amendment Prints

NRA Forever!

"Go back where you came from!! Can't you see I'm busy protecting our own children?!"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Gun Ego

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

"What can we do, in this country the shootings do not stop?"

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

Donald Trump

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

Cornucopia of guns

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"I liked you better as my first husband."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

'Oh, boy! You don't need a license OR a brain to buy one!'

O'Reilly sez... "It's 'the price of freedom'. Live with it...or not."

"We Can Do It!"

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"This is Arthur, my first husband."

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'I believe you have Herkermeier's syndrome. Just to be sure, I am referring you to doctor Herkermeler.'

Supreme Court Reverses States Gun Bans.

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"