Second Amendment Debater Mugs

Shooting the US Flag

'Well, they allow morons to buy guns, don't they...?'

'Oh, boy! You don't need a license OR a brain to buy one!'

'I hope you'll not that in your police report that I'm a gun control advocate.'

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

Donald Trump

Gun Rights Memorial

"What can we do, in this country the shootings do not stop?"

"You've been complaining about not having school supplies and we of the GOP hear you. So here you go."

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Very fine people on both sides."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Flag Kryptonite

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Bleeding flag...

Cornucopia of guns

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

Bush vs. America

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

Shooting in US schools

Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him.

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

O'Reilly sez... "It's 'the price of freedom'. Live with it...or not."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic