Secluded Reader Mugs

Introverts' Heaven

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Speed reader...?"

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Delivery."

Man reading in lamp

Desert Island Books

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Thriller of the Week

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

"Have you got the abridged version?"

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

'Did your husband have any enemies?'

Jack the Tripper

'I couldn't understand it!'

Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"

"It's worse than it looks- he's the factory inspector."

'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'

"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

"Now get to chiseling."

“Well, I just wanted to say thanks for getting me into this book club.”