Seating Strategy Enthusiasts Prints

Church Board: 'Come early and you can sit in the back.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Target your customer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Business Target

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Challenge and solution

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

Think Tank.